March 2012
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Difference between Beliebers and all other...
Beliebers: SHUT UP HE IS NOT GAY OMG LIKE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW A THING YOU ARE DUMB HE IS AS STRAIGHT AS A STICK AND LOVES VAGINA AND EATS IT FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER BECAUSE HE IS NOT GAY OKAY
Other fanbases: SHUT UP THEY ARE GAY OMG I SWEAR THEY JUST LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME AND YOU COULD SEE THE TOTAL CONNECTION THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND WHEN THEY'RE ALONE THEY HAVE ANAL SEX BECAUSE THEY ARE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY GAY OKAY
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Talking to someone that I think is awesome for the first time on skype
first thought: “wow they must hate me already jesus”
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*looks at self in mirror*
me: wow i'm hot
*takes picture*
me: wow nvm
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a vibrator or electric toothbrush or even a game that had a lot of rumbling on xbox would be nice this next week
even though I probably won’t be able to get off it’d be nice to try ok
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she wears short shorts i occasionally wear short shorts but not quite as often as her due to our differing preferences in clothing
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ok fine what should I name my skitty
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
aaaaa42:
illustrated-penguin:
I have like 200000000009009809 tabs open and all I heard was a phone going off REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY
and then
“IF YOU SUSPECT YOUR TEEN IS USING A PHONE TO COME IN CONTACT WITH DRUGS THEN—” and then I shut my laptop so fucking fast
DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THE STASH
yes
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I have like 200000000009009809 tabs open and all I heard was a phone going off REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY
and then
“IF YOU SUSPECT YOUR TEEN IS USING A PHONE TO COME IN CONTACT WITH DRUGS THEN—” and then I shut my laptop so fucking fast
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
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so does anyone want to come rub my head and let me hug them
probably not
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wow I’m in one of those really suicidal moods where
I don’t want to kill myself because I know this feeling won’t last forever but at the same time I want to because I just really hate feeling this way in the present
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well time to make a few speedpaints and covers for youtube.
spencergaystingss:
god you are all so whiny you don’t know what it’s like to have real problems like an OTP that isn’t canon
but I know this feeling
so well
